Bad Jokes

Tak ada apa nak diupdate. Tadi aku browse thru my inbox dalam phone. Saja tgk balik msg2 lama-lama tuh. One of the messages:-

Conversation between a judge and a defendent in a court

Judge: You are not ashamed, are you, for coming here for the fourth time?
Defendant: Well, you come here every day.

Itu lawak cari Celcom. Aku ambik pakej ezPlan. Setiap hari dapat satu free joke. Aku bukan amik plan tuh sebab aku nak free jokes, tapi aku cuma nak reduce monthly charges tuh. So dah dia nak bagi, ambik je lah, there's nothing to lose pun. Dia bagi option utk kita pilih, nak malay jokes ke, english jokes. Mula-mula aku pilih malay jokes ... so 1st day tuh, dapat lah .. the joke was,

"Hujan Emas di negeri Orang, Hujan batu di negeri sendiri.......Lebih baik tak payah hujan."

Aku tak tau lah, nak gelak ke nak menangis when I read that. Actually I was quite insulted with the so called 'joke' tuh. As if dia main-mainkan peribahasa kita pulak. And I feel like stupid je if i laugh at it. So aku decided to change to english jokes la pulak.

Aku dah guna plan nih for more than 1 year.

So, Lepas tuh hari-harilah aku dapat joke free. pukul 8 am kalau ada bunyik message, tak payah tengok, sure from EZJokes. Sampai lama-lama aku tak bukak pun. Sebab dorang nih pon satu, mcm la aku nih buta ke, tak notice ke, dok hantar the same jokes, ulang ulang twice, the same week pulak tuh ... apa-apa ntah. Tak der idea, tapi konon2 nk give something different to the customer. Tolong lah .. kot kasik everyday diskaun 5 sen pun lebih berharga lagik aku rasa.

Sekarang ni, NO more joke. Dah tak pernah dapat pun. Tak tau lah maybe sebab dorang dah tukar plan aku jadik minute plan ke? Tapi, as far as i'm concern, kat bill still tulis aku EZPlan ... hmmm ...

Tapi, kenapa pulak aku tertanya-tanya?

nyeh nyeh ...

Satu lagik joke yg aku tak delete:-

Police: This man is the most wanted fugitive in Asia (pointing to a picture)
Boy: How come u did not arrest him when u took his picture?

Sabar je lah...